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Miami is The Sex Capital of The US

The sex capital of the US? Of course Miami
Miami is known for its beautiful beaches, exotic Cuban culture, all year round good weather, gorgeous people, glitzy nightlife, and loud music and YES it is also the US sex capital. Go to Miami anytime of the year, and you will see sexy beautiful people everywhere in their flashy sports cars and living in ritzy mansions. And yes, they are all “banging” each other – all the time.

And how do we know this?
There have been several random surveys and in everyone one of them, Miami, leads the pack. And this scorching and sizzling hot sex is not only limited to young people, even seniors are now wearing out their bed sheets and causing more squeaking of the bed springs than ever before. Countless pharmacies in Miami report that they are always running out of condoms and this is not because people are using them to make balloons or smuggle drugs. Dry cleaners say that Miamians are now bringing in more soiled bed sheets as a result of sexual activity than ever before-in fact the machines are now running 24/7 to keep up with the demand for cleaner bed sheets.

And how often do Miamians have sex?
Well, more than everyone else if you believe the surveys. A recent survey of people between ages 22-50 said they generate heat and wetness in bed at least 180 times a year or put in other words- every other day. And the sex they say is hot, wet, and wild. And on the day they do it, it is at least 2-4 times a day so that they can eat and hydrate themselves.

Miamians have gone past the traditional missionary style sex- these days, it is she on top, she in a doggy position, in the pool, the kitchen, at work, with friends and of course, at the beach under the beautiful night sky of the city. Police reports indicate that they are regularly asked to stop sexual activities at the beaches but as soon as the cops leave, the lustful couple start doing it in the cars. And it is not only the natives who are shagging each other; tourists from all over the world are now coming to Miami and are being seduced into this wild sexual frenzy – and they are loving it.

Why is sex so hot in Miami?
Well, there are many reasons- beautiful people, skimpily dressed women, lots of sun, beautiful beaches and yes of course, illicit drugs that also help get people in the mood.

And is the shagging satisfying?
Nope, it is not. Miamians are also into having more sexual partners, orgies, and group sex than most other people in the country- far ahead of Hollywood. The lust for sex is 24/7- when Miamians are not doing it, they are thinking about it. And this applies to both men and women. Other surveys reveal that on average young adult Miamians have in excess of 20 partners for sex- sometimes all at the same time.

Well, should we all move to Miami?
Not so fast. While the sex is hot, wild and wet, Miami also leads the nation in sexually transmitted infections. Data from sex clinics indicate that Miamians now lead the nation when it comes to gonorrhea, chlamydia, syphilis, and trichomonas. Yes, sex is fun but not when you get herpes- which is now affecting more people in Miami then ever. And this herpes is not only limited to the genitals but also the anus.

So before you book your trip to Miami, make sure you have 4-dozen box of condoms (heavy duty of course), and a prescription of Zovirax- trust me getting herpes in the arse is not fun.

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Miami - The Sex Capital of the US

Article's Author: SFL Style contributor
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